There's nothing better than slutty food. And I love eating it. Even more, I love talking about it. That's why you're here, right? I don't care about your food allergies, picky kids, fad diet, kale, or quinoa. Vegetarians will be given the side-eye and vegans will be shunned. These recipes are not fast or easy. Hell, I will most likely omit measurements completely because they're boring. Put on your Eating Pants(tm), grab your Lipitor and get ready to embarrass yourself at the table with inappropriate facial expressions and moaning. This is a place for decadent dishes and guilty pleasures.